epub |eng | 2020-06-14 | Author:Bob Phillips

Q: If your dog was eating your book, what would you do? A: I would take the words right out of his mouth. Q: Which president had the largest family? ...

epub |eng | 2017-10-14 | Author:Chantelle Grace

Which part of a car is always tired? The exhaust pipe. What is a car’s favorite type of shoes? Vans. What do you call a person who draws animations on ...

epub |eng | 2018-05-29 | Author:Joke Books for Kids [Joke Books for Kids]

Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? A: They both have fowl mouths. Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle? A: There are too many ...

epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]

Image Credit: Shutterstock.com * * * A cupid who liked to fly Just couldn’t understand why Two lovers had fought, Which gave him the thought: I’ll try them again in ...

epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]

Image Credit: Shutterstock.com * * * There once was a ghost named Shrieks-a-lot Sue Who scared folks away by hollering, “Boo!” But when they booed back, She went home to ...

epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:Felicia Lowenstein Niven [Niven, Felicia Lowenstein]

* * * How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking! Image Credits: Shutterstock.com * * * What did the dog say to the flea? “Quit bugging me!” ...

epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]

* * * Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggsactly the right question to ask when a stranger knocks! * * * What did the hen say when she ...

epub |eng | 2020-10-15 | Author:Jimmy Niro

Q: Where do otters come from? A: Otter space. Birds really live fast lives. Time just flies by. Q: What did one firefly say to encourage the other? A: “You ...

epub |eng | 2018-09-15 | Author:Billy Boy

What is the nun’s favorite toy to play with? A praydough. Why didn’t the hammerhead shark feel well? His head was pounding. Why did the yeast stop telling jokes to ...

epub |eng | 2013-09-15 | Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]

* * * The Christmas kittens were cuddled carefully. Image Credit: Shutterstock.com * * * For Christmas I asked for two kittens. To all of my kin I have written. ...

epub |eng | 2021-02-24 | Author:Rob Elliott

Knock, knock. Who’s there? There. There who? Don’t you mean who’s there? Q: What do sharks take when they have a cold? A: Vitamin sea. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Acid. ...

epub |eng | 2018-12-12 | Author:Whee Winn

Clowns grow glowing crowns. Flee from fog to fight flu fast. The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive. Scared skunks scatter and skilled squirrels skitter. Three fluffy feathers fell ...

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mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake

He soon found out. Suddenly she began to grow. It was quite slow at first… just a very gradual inching upwards… up, up, up… inch by inch… getting taller and ...

epub |eng | 2013-04-17 | Author:Julia Donaldson [Donaldson, Julia]